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By Yasir Memon

Ab kia kahain is kahaaneee kaha?

Jab hum theh baaraaaan(12) saal key.. tab khwaaab thaah humara k microsoft main karaim hum kaam…. Windows 3.1 say hum theh barey inspire… gwbasic theeh humareee fav language… par kia kartey? bilooo bhai tab theh barey popular, aur nahin theh

karatey humain itneee lift…

hum nain bhi socha ka ab hai waqt kuch sochney ka… phir jo is soch main hum huey gum, tou humain na theeeh humareee khabr, aur na hee thah billooo ka kuch pata… khair, billooo nay bhi tarakeee keee windows 3.1 say woh win 95 par aayee,,,, kartey kartey woh 98 aur xp aur aakhir kaaar vista nikal bhaitaa….

jaisey jaisey waqt guzra, humain billooo bhai napasand aaney lagey aur hum larry page kay fan ho gaye… khair ub in stanford waley bhaya keee kahaneee bhi kuch ajeeb hee hai… passion thah inhain bohat dot com ko own karney ka… strategy bhi humain aayee khoob pasand… pehley tou david filo ko kee inhon nay bareee help… ban bhaitey yahoo ka backbone search engine… par jab chala pata david filo ko key yeh tou saley badmaaash hain, tou inhon nay googlers ko kardiyaa aaaag yahoo search say… aur yahoo k david filo theh barey khush k 2001 ka crash tou bardasht kar gaye… par unhain pata na thah k inhon nay larry page say pangaaa liya haaan….

khawateeen ho hazarat… larry page nay yahoo kee tou aiseee waaat mareee hai ke ab woh beemaaar machleeee whale machleeee (billoo bhai) k paas jaaakur bheeekh maaang raheee hai…. khair billooo bhai ka tou hum sub ko pata hai…. k woh ub is choti yaheeee machleee ko tou nigal heee jaingeee…. par mujhey is baat ka hai dar kay, billoooo bhai ka pait upset na ho jai… asal main yahoo bhai nay khud pata nahin yeh flickr shikr ko swallow kia hua hai… pata nahin billooo bhai ka metabolism issey bardaaasht kar sakey ya nahin?

Khair…ab main kia karoon? larry page aur billoo bhai keee game hai….. jeetey ka kaun? yeh tou main kuch nahin keh sakta, but behnooon, bhaiyooon aur computerooon…. chahye aaap billooo aur larrry main say kisseee ko bhi vote na dain, but please Khudaa k vaastey… tujhey mere sur keee qasm…. benazir, nawaz shari aur woh ghaleez chaudryoun ya altaf bhaiyoun par please apna vote zaya mut keejiye ka…. 18 feb ko aur boht kuch kar saktey hain… maslan apni balkuneeee main kharey hokur thoookh painkhney keee practice karainn…. theeek hai? waaadaaa na?

btw mera vote tou larry bhai k liye heee hai…. Google Zindabad!

 

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